Armageddon Plan 04-5a-0001 ::: 'Dig'

fig. 0001z

There are a precious few things that are as demeaning as being the victim of one's own devices. I believe this to be even more true in the case of evil boys (and their teddybears) who plot to bring about planetary destruction. It's a feeling akin to the sensation of stabbing yourself with a spoon. It is also not unlike the feeling at the moment of realization that you have been peeing on your own foot.

Henceforth, all unhappy blogging activities are suspended indefinitely and the cause of the anti*blog shall once again be taken up with a happy mix of furious fervor and dastardly delight.

So let them hear us coming! Let loose the black balloons! Let the machine awaken!

Ah, :), an armageddon plan at last... *

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Ingredients :::

1.) Shovels of every shape and size; shovels to dazzle the unbeliever!

fig. 0001a ::: happy shovels

2.) Pails (preferably with flower prints on the side for long life and happiness).

fig. 0001b ::: recommended flower pail

3.) An army of 'volunteers' (slaves) with wonderful singing voices and cheery dispositions.

fig. 0001c ::: IAAF 'volunteers' are given personal hand and neckcuffs FREE OF CHARGE!

4.) Whips and Cattleprods.

fig. 0001d ::: A 'BFC 3000 ULTRA' Cattleprod

Procedure :::

1.) Using the tools listed under 'item 4' of the ingredients section (that would be the... uhh... whips and cattleprods) 'motivate' the 'volunteers' into digging a hole to the center of the earth (as shown above in fig. 0001z).

2.) Singing while digging is encouraged!

3.) Pour icecubes into the hole until the planetary core cools and solidifies into a giant chunk of metal and mineral.

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